March 29th, 2007

wicked

Sometimes being bitchy is just too easy...

*Ring ring*

Me: Hello?

Person: Hi, this is John at Blah Blah Blah in Northridge. I was just wondering what your next home improvement project is going to be.

Me: Oh, actually our next home improvement project is going to be cutting back on telemarketers.

Person: Ah, I see. All right, I'll delete your number.

Me: Thank you very much.
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